starlightshoe:

snapscube:

A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

karmotrinedream:

nekoshige:

カビ さん

headspace-hotel:

taldoren:

camcron:

Im obsessed with this piece where The Washington Post tries to interview dril with a straight face

hey this article is really fucking good 

khytal:

khytal:

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

demilypyro:

Guys I streamed street fighter 6 at launch… I was sponsored by Capcom……

quoms:

Piers Morgan doesn’t understand that actors are different from the characters they portray onscreen

kalichnikov:

Went to the zoo today and they had these Arabian Oryxes but one of them found a hat somebody presumably dropped in the enclosure and was playing with it

He managed to get it on too. Looking stylish my friend

weedass:

me giving my dog his stick toy when he isnt really interested in playing

ratfuck:

theyre selling Hamburger Hamperer which absolutely fucks up your cheeseburg mac and makes it taste like hog shit

mrpinchy:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

D. B. Grouper